SO YOU KNOW HOW THE TWO WERE LITERALLY MADE TO BE EACH OTHER'S RIVALS AND RIVALS ARE THE SINGLE MOST HOMOEROTIC CONCEPT EVER MADE?

Constantly having to meet each other and find one another ready to kill, ready to put a knife to the other's throat. Listen, you see a face long enough, you'll end up growing attached to it more or less.

"Why Sniper x Spy?", you ask.
Here's every fucking reason:

  • Both specialise in single high-priority target elimination

  • Both are competitive and take their job very seriously

  • Both have a pretty high ego about their skills

  • Most often, they compete with each other

  • Polar opposites in personality, with Sniper being the outback, hillbilly-type while Spy being the elegant aristocrat-type.

  • This also leads to frequent clashes, which you can PERFECTLY see in the comics.

(The back-and-forth, the sass, the bickering, oh, it's perfect.)

  • While probably not that much of a proof, their mutual Domination/Revenge responses are too damn personal to each other

  • This rivalry has been a thing FOREVER, to the point of being immortalized in the May 21, 2009 update aptly named "Sniper vs. Spy"

Convinced yet why Sniper x Spy is the BEST ship and clearly outperforms others in validity?

You should be. <3