Professionals have standards.

This is a page dedicated to my biggest rival, and my most beloved: RED Sniper.

-- made by BLU Spy, in the flesh.


I have websites dedicated to my other boyfriends at

The ever-calm professional, the silent and stoic ace, a man full of nuance that a lot of people seemed to miss back in the day when I first laid my eyes on him. 

"People being fascinated with the idea of the character more than the character himself."
as my friend says. 

I think it aptly describes Sniper's situation in the fandom.

Spoiler alert:

This guy is a fucking moron.

(^that is a link^)

But what about... the ACTUALLY edgy Sniper?

Then look no further than the greatest creativity feat humanity had ever achieved:

Christian Brutal Sniper.

(^that is a link^)

and of course, can't forget the best ship:

reject sniperscout.
embrace sniperspy.

-sincerely, a BLU Spy.

"why?"

neocities

straw.page